Æthelmearc’s seven baronial fencing champions met in chivalrous combat at St. Swithin’s Bog on the 19th day of July, A.S. XXXVIII for the Third Annual Pearls of Æthelmearc Inter-Baronial Rapier Championship. Lodovick of Grays Inn, the Bog’s champion, was the winner.
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